You're playing the "For the Love of Family" event. What are some of the weirder ways that your family expressed their love?


Blunt force trauma.


How does one become a "media gadfly"? What are the skills required for such a gig?


Never admit that you don't know everything. Never surrender to silence.


Who is more of an egomaniac -- Jon Stewart or Larry King?


Both are remarkably self-effacing. Sanjay Gupta? He's a tyrant. You know the Planet's in Peril when he's on the loose.


Is there a reality show that hasn't been done yet? If so, what would be your role in it?


Years ago I mentioned to the Hollywood Reporter that I'd love to go to prison to choreograph inmates in big musical numbers. I was viciously mocked. And now it's a craze in the Phillipines!


Vh1 was once the place for humor-based nostalgia, and now it's a clearinghouse for skanks who love musicians. What will be the next incarnation for the channel?


Talking heads snarking about the skanks who love musicians. (Hey, it's a job.)


Who is Mo Rocca?


I'll get back to you on that.