To kick off Texas-OU week, we present Quick's fifth-annual Red River Rap Battle. This year, the battle divides one of D-FW's best hip-hop duos, AwkQuarius. So it's Pikahsso (rapping for Oklahoma) and Tahiti (rapping for Texas), in a track that was produced by VohnBeatz, the 11-year-old whiz kid.
Watch the video, download the song, check out the lyrics, leave your comments and vote for a winner! [voting now closed, see who won here].
| PIKAHSSO | TAHITI | |
| Let the games begin, it's the Red River battle Longhorns will get torn, you heard that like cattle You know Pikahsso will win it with ease Crimson and cream gave your team the mad cow disease | Longhorns on point just like push pins I rep Texas like Jenna of the Bush twins We on the goal line pushing Your dome gets mushed in like they're seat cushions | |
| Y'all wack, in fact, we'll break down your line Get sacked and coach Mack gon' start crying You'll fumble and crumble, our defense is a mob Antwan on the lawn, ate up like corn Cobb | Sorry Sooners, it ain't your time Y'all been jumping the line since 1889 This ain't Rodgers and Hammerstein UT leaves you silent like pantomime | |
| So sick, we move quick, Bob Stoops got the plan "Hi Rickety" scream Texas fans in the stands Y'all quarterback lacks skills, so make him waterboy At the game he'll be shamed, cause we the real McCoys | OU better back down or Mack Brown Is gonna hand ol' Bob Stoops a smackdown Your QB saw a light and heard a crack sound Another sack got him lying on his back now | |
| OK, don't play, we gon' achieve our goals Y'all milk will get spilled and fill the Cotton Bowl Our team got steam that y'all can't endure My guys will fertilize and use you for manure | Longhorns 'bout to do what it do OU couldn't beat BYU Texas don't want to be like you So please don't cry when we beat you | |
| Oh, man, understand, your colors are so odd Orange-white don't look right, I'm changing it to mauve Now think -- hot pink is what you gonna wear You'd look tight with red-and-white ribbons in your hair | We gonna be in the end zone all day Dancing with the stars like Tom DeLay Sooners is laying there, still on the Earth Stone cold, fool, like Brian Bosworth | |
| Thank God, Pom Squad be raising up the spirit We enjoy to destroy and Texas knows they fear it The crowd yells loud, Sooners are the best By the half that calf gon' mooove off your chest | Collapse your defense like an economy Our running backs cut lines like a lobotomy Run up the score and ruin your day Laughing on the side with Matthew McConaughey | |
| I came to bring pain and get into ya mind "Hook 'em horns" will transform into a Boomer sign When I spit don't forget to put it on your TiVo I'm through, OU is branded on Bevo | OU needs to beat it like Ringo You wanna win, go to Choctaw Bingo Plus you won't get a ring, yo You'll be singing a sad song like Placido Domingo | |
MP3: Pikahsso vs. Tahiti, "Red River Rap Battle 2009"
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[Voting now closed, see who won here]
Comments (6)
Tahiti HAS to win. Oklahoma is OK, but Texas is better!
I just made the sperm.
Ha ha, me too! Damm, call me!
The only good thing about OU is Pik's lyrics...GO LONGHORNS!!
Wow this is great, kinda like fate
Pik got the lyrix, ut second rate!
LOL @ only thing great bout ou is piks lyriks...lol ha ha pik u kno i gotta support my boi