Ben: The other day I yelled and raised my fist at a car that drove down our street a little too fast. My dad would have been so proud. As further tribute, I plan on mowing our lawn in black socks and loafers until further notice. Man, we're getting old up in this piece. Almost too old to casually use "up in the piece" during conversation.
Skin: At least you're turning into someone who had it together. I'm turning into Jon from the soon-to-be-or-maybe-it-already-is defunct Jon and Kate Plus 8. I'm an irresponsible no-talent hack desperately seeking fame and attention. On Halloween, someone knocked on the door of the house we were at and asked if we were missing a little one. Just as I looked up from the live chat I was hosting at the site hey.hot.intern.I.bet.I.could.advance.your.career.com, I saw my kid running barefoot down the middle of the street. It was humiliating ... that I have yet to parlay my appearances in that Web chat into anything worth mentioning.
Ben: Interestingly, you sound nothing like the numerous oil paintings I've seen of your father. Based on your testimony here today, you appear to be turning into a male version of Britney Spears. Are you wearing leather pants right now? If so, how leather?
Skin: Fine Corinthian, Ben. Fine Corinthian. I must've bought a discount Bible, because the entire book of Corinthians is missing from mine. I find it odd that Khan had the exact same hair as Joe Avezzano. And as we all know, Spell Check hates Joe Avezzano.
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